It only does one thing.

It sends you messages at hours you can't predict, in a voice that already knows the excuse. Set it up once and never open it again.

Your reasons

Written by you, sober. One in four messages is one of these thrown back at you word for word. Three minimum.

Three, minimum.

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since your last one

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Messages a day, at random Reach me overnight too

Push worker URL

All of it lives on this phone. The push server only ever sends an empty ping — it never sees a message, a reason, or a number.